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See, if all the events had that fun of an ending, I wouldn't mind this place half as much.

But whatever. I have more important things to deal with. ...Which brings me to my point. [Clears his throat]


Useless citizens of Somarium! Due to a discovery I made in one of my attempts to get places I'm not supposed to be able to without a pass, I now hold ultimate power over all of you due to an advantage I now hold!

I will share this secret with you under one condition, and one condition only- a pledge of your eternal loyalty!

Tremble beneath my feet! Tremble, I say!

Oh, and Rita? Canas? You can have it without trembling.

Date: 2010-03-05 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Oh, you're so smart you didn't fell in my trap.
Have I really to tremble to know this important secret?

[he's just having fun, you somehow remind him someone]

Date: 2010-03-05 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That, or swear fealty to me.

Or just give me some equivalent information. It's not exactly a world-shattering secret.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I can't because I already offered my services to someone.
[Not like he really thinks at himself as a servant]

'Equivalent'? Oh, my mistress would be proud of you, but I'm afrid I don't know what kind of information would be 'equivalent' to your one.
Have you something in mind?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Do you know anyone here who's a magic user and not currently aligned with an organization or group?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I know a magician, but I think he already have a group, and my mistress is a sorceress who work by herself because she... well, she's the dimensional witch, she can't do nything if you don't pay the right price.
Anyway I'm a delivery man and an information collector, I can eventually try to find someone.
Are you planning something interesting?
[What a interesting kid, yup.]

Date: 2010-03-05 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Planning to take this dump over.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, that's ineresting.
You're looking for an army, then?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Everyone says I'm really smart.
What a pity I'm only a weak delivery man, it would be fun being part of an army.
Well, I'll look for a magician then.
[He doesn't know it, but his mistress would be a 'problem' for Larhal since she has the biggest boobs of his multiverse]

Date: 2010-03-05 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Good enough for me. Want the secret?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nope, I can't still pay with other informationsyou so I can't pretend you to tell me the secret.



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