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See, if all the events had that fun of an ending, I wouldn't mind this place half as much.

But whatever. I have more important things to deal with. ...Which brings me to my point. [Clears his throat]


Useless citizens of Somarium! Due to a discovery I made in one of my attempts to get places I'm not supposed to be able to without a pass, I now hold ultimate power over all of you due to an advantage I now hold!

I will share this secret with you under one condition, and one condition only- a pledge of your eternal loyalty!

Tremble beneath my feet! Tremble, I say!

Oh, and Rita? Canas? You can have it without trembling.

Date: 2010-03-05 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What a interesting child...

"Oh my my... but what if I don't know how to tremble? And I already sold myself to my current mistress, what can I do?"

Date: 2010-03-05 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Tremble, dammit! I don't want any of this bullshit about not knowing how!

Date: 2010-03-05 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"But I never did it before, only the supreme lady of the Sakura was able to scare me." he's talking about his mother "Anyway, kid, what kind of secret are you talking about?"

Date: 2010-03-05 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Oh, you're so smart you didn't fell in my trap.
Have I really to tremble to know this important secret?

[he's just having fun, you somehow remind him someone]

Date: 2010-03-05 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That, or swear fealty to me.

Or just give me some equivalent information. It's not exactly a world-shattering secret.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I can't because I already offered my services to someone.
[Not like he really thinks at himself as a servant]

'Equivalent'? Oh, my mistress would be proud of you, but I'm afrid I don't know what kind of information would be 'equivalent' to your one.
Have you something in mind?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Do you know anyone here who's a magic user and not currently aligned with an organization or group?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I know a magician, but I think he already have a group, and my mistress is a sorceress who work by herself because she... well, she's the dimensional witch, she can't do nything if you don't pay the right price.
Anyway I'm a delivery man and an information collector, I can eventually try to find someone.
Are you planning something interesting?
[What a interesting kid, yup.]

Date: 2010-03-05 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Planning to take this dump over.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, that's ineresting.
You're looking for an army, then?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Everyone says I'm really smart.
What a pity I'm only a weak delivery man, it would be fun being part of an army.
Well, I'll look for a magician then.
[He doesn't know it, but his mistress would be a 'problem' for Larhal since she has the biggest boobs of his multiverse]

Date: 2010-03-05 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Good enough for me. Want the secret?

Date: 2010-03-05 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nope, I can't still pay with other informationsyou so I can't pretend you to tell me the secret.



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